Creed thoughts

May 31, 06:06 PM

Creed Thoughts

Where’s Thousand Island? I’ve got some vacation time saved up and it sounds like a delicious place to visit.

Root beer floats. It does. I’ve tested it.

There’s a fat man that sits by me. He has some sort of jar of multi-colored power beans. I need those beans, man.

The last thing I want to deal with at work is people.

I’m thinking about buying a horse. Great for transportation and once you’re done with it, you’ve got about seven days worth of meals.

Never trust mailmen.

You’re the winner

Boo!

With 5,920 piercings Elaine Davidson is the Guinness World Record holder as “Most Pierced Woman.”
Seriously?

If you thought that was bad.  I discovered an earlier picture when she had a mere 1,903 piercings back in 2003.  “She considers feeling pain a motivating factor in her life and says she also walks on beds of nails, fire and bits of glass.” – Reuters

Really?  It doesn’t show.

The first rule in roadside beet sales – is you don’t talk about roadside beet sales.

The second rule in roadside beet sales – is you DO NOT talk about roadside beet sales.

Dwight: First rule in roadside beet sales, put the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go “wow, I need this beet right now.”  Those are the money beets.