George Carlin
June 23, 2008
Comedian George Carlin passed away today, he was 71. – NYTimes article
“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.”
“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
“What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?”
“I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.”
“You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.”
“Weather forecast for tonight: dark.”
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
“Always do whatever’s next.”
