the Office quote of the day 6-28-08
June 28, 2008
- Jim: [dressed like Dwight] Question: What kind of bear is best?
- Dwight: That’s a ridiculous question…
- Jim: False. Black bear.
- Dwight: That’s debatable, there are basically two schools of thought…
- Jim: Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
- Dwight: Bears do not…what is going on?!? What are you doing?!?
the Office quote of the day
May 22, 2008
Andy: [to Michael] Just listen, I forgot to tell you the plan for this Saturday. You, me, bar, beers, buzzed. Wings, shots, drunk, waitresses, hot. Football, Cornell-Hofstra, slaughter!
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- Andy: Best ad ever? [singing] Give me a break…gimme a break…break me off a piece of that…[stops] I am totally blanking! What is the thing?
- Jim: Nobody tell him!
- Andy: Wha? No…why?
- Jim: You got it, you’re so close.
- Andy: Break me off a piece of that…apple sauce
- Jim: Break me off a piece of that apple sauce. I don’t think that’s…
- Andy: Piece of that Chrysler car…football cream…
