Arrested Development quote of the day 5-25-09
May 25, 2009
Michael: I thought Buster had everything under control. I thought you’ve been going in to the office.
Buster: Yes, and I’ve enjoyed that. It’s just that I was constantly being called to the phone, or I was asked a question, or I was resuscitated and it was really hard to get a good work flow going.
George Carlin
June 23, 2008
Comedian George Carlin passed away today, he was 71. – NYTimes article
“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.”
“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
“What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?”
“I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.”
“You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.”
“Weather forecast for tonight: dark.”
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
“Always do whatever’s next.”
the Office quote of the day 6-22-08
June 22, 2008
Michael: I’m very fast. I’m like Forest Gump except…I am not an idiot.
the Office quote of the day 5-28-08
May 29, 2008
Dwight: I’m a deer hunter. I go all the time with my dad. One thing about deer, they have very good vision. One thing about me…I am better at hiding than they are at vision.
